secret mountain fort awesome review

okay,it's here at last, my secret mountain fort awesome review.... ohhh god where to start.... oh first I'd like to say I saw a sneak peek of this show at comic con and it looked...oh how do I put this...OKAY, now that the shows out, I've seen two 11 minute episodes and well... it's..eh... ok let me put it this way: the show sucks.
well maybe it's not THAT bad, but it's pretty bad. yeah it was mildly entertaining at some points, but the show is still pretty bad. the first thing that turned me off was the fact that there was a character made of BUTTS, yes you heard me BUTTS. another thing is that in BOTH episodes I saw the character's either all died or failed at what they where trying to do. much like problem solverz the animation was VERY VERY trippy (but not as many flashing lights) overall the show wasn't that bad but it wasn't good. watch the show if you really want to, but don't get your hopes up.
1 and a half out of 5 stars

merry holidays!

happy holidays everyone, this just a quick update, I will be doing a secret mountain fort awesome review after the holidays, and last but not least, tonight at 8pm(in my time zone at least) the original test episode of invader zim will be on, which they NEVER air, I kinda wonder if they mean to do that and then show it once 10 years after it aired so they can pass it off as a "never before scene episode" but still, it's pretty cool. speaking of invader zim, there's a team of people working on animating the unfinished episode of invader zim, mopiness of doom, go check out there youtube channel, subscribe to them, you can even sign up to help finish the episode, so here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/user/SoapyWaffles
happy holidays everyone...

annoying orange TV show!

everyone has likely heard of the annoying orange by now, I mean he just got his own toy line! but if you haven't heard of it go check it out, they make really funny videos, here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/user/realannoyingorange
anyway, annoying orange is getting his own TV show on cartoon network! I mean yes the show is sort of live action, and a lot of the time I don't like cartoon network airing live action shows (it is CARTOON network) but it's annoying orange!! i guess it takes place in a fruit vending cart, not the kitchen, so I guess they moved. anyway I can't wait for that to come out. oh, one last thing....KNIFE!

scaredy squirrel review

oh... my...god... why cartoon network, why would you create something so..so...so AWFUL, STUPID, BAD?! WHY?!?!

god.... this show is awful, you know what show Im talking about...scaredy squirrel....cartoon networks newest train wreck. oh my god how I hate this show... oh man, were to start... OH YES! the character's, so, the main character is I guess a neat freak squirrel who's design likely ripped of from conker. there's a skunk or something, and a fish like creature. yeah, and if that's not bad enough,the plots are AWFUL, first off the plots all have to do with PADDLE BALL yes you heard me. I kinda wonder if the creator of this show based that off his sucky childhood, where his only friend was a paddle ball, I don't know if that was just the topic of episode, because I could only sit through 1 episode without wanting to smash my tv, another thing Is the opening, it's downright annoying!! and I thought sidekick was bad.....ugh...I hate this show.....I HATE IT!!!! in the name of all that is holy DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW!!! the best part of the show.... was when it ended.
0 out of 5 stars

top 5 most disturbing bosses in video games

hey, happy late halloween! to celebrate this wonderful holiday, I though I would say what I think are the creepiest, the weirdest, and the most downright disturbing boss fights ever, now remember, these bosses are from games I played,so if there are more disturbing bosses out there, the reason they aren't on here is because I haven't played the game, also keep in mind this list may contain spoilers, so if you value mystery in gaming just save your sanity and don't read this post, here we go...

number 5:
glamdozer(super mario galaxy 2)

yes this boss Isn't that bad but it's downright ugly and it spits giant balls of acid snot at you, I mean thats pretty funny, but still, this thing is disturbing.

number 4:
mad jack(donkey kong 64)

um... Im not sure what, but something about this boss scared the crap out of me as a kid, and it still kinda does, and I though the clowns that come out of some jack in the boxes, were demented...
number 3:
0² (kirby 64)

who would have thought that a game with characters as cute as kirby would have an evil, blood crying angle as a final boss?!
...this IS a kids game right?

number 2:
nightmare (metroid fusion)

yeah, um, this boss is well, disturbing, when you first see nightmare all you see is it's shadow in the background, but when you get to the final boss, there he is! Im not sure what it is but after a while you knock off his mask revealing his grotesque face, and as the fight goes on his face gets even more disturbing if you've played the game, you know what I mean...
number 1:
giygas(earth bound)

this boss is the true meaning of disturbing, it's warped, it has creepy background music, it talks like a crazy person, and to top it all off, if you look closely at his final form you see a BABY,

worse yet, gyigas is based on a haunting childhood memory of the creator of earthbound, but Im not gonna get into that... but I can safely say gyigas is the most disturbing boss ever,

now to recover from the horrible memories I had to relive to make this post, Im going to go watch spongebob...

sonic generations pictures

well as most people know by now, sonic generations is coming out pretty soon, and I found a TON of pictures, also I'd like to point out this post will contain MAJOR SPOILERS so don't say I didn't warn you.... anyway, here they are:

sonic and classic sonic

tails and classic tails

Dr. eggman

metal sonic

shadow

ugh... why did they bring HIM back, well, it's at least better than NAVI I guess...
I also got a bunch of screen shots,

green hill zone

chemical plant zone

crisis city

OWNED!(sonic VS. silver)

YAAAAAAY IT'S CHAOS!!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

seaside hill

sonic fighting shadow

death egg boss fight

rooftop run

planet wisp

city escape (notice the wanted poster)

sonic being chased by the egg dragoon

sonic fighting big arm (3DS)

sky sanctuary

metal sonic boss fight

sonic in emerald coast (3DS)
also I got a few other pics

super sonic concept

classic super sonic concept

knuckles
I also have some pics from the cutscene before the final boss fight

sonic, classic sonic, tails, and classic tails.

coolest final boss EVER

so this boss is called the time eater,so Im guessing it eats time of something,
ya know somethings been bugging me about this, one of the worlds is crisis city from sonic 06, but in the end of that game, that was erased from time, maybe the time eater somehow fused that time line with the regular one, but wouldn't that mean that solaris had destroyed the present? strange, isn't it? I sure it'll explain all that in the game, at least I hope they will...

more confirmed stuff about super mario 3d land

hey, if anyone remembers a few weeks back I put up some pictures of the new super mario 3d land game, here they are, these next few pictures are from the games opening movie,and since I don't have the dialog, I wrote my own,

princess peach(offscreen):NOOOOOO, NOT THE TANOOKI TREE!!! WHY?!?!?!
the next morning...

mario: hey guys have you seen the princess?
yellow toad: no.... Im ashamed of myself.
mario WELL YOU SHOULD BE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HER ALL MORNING!!
red toad: well she said she was going out to look at the tanooki tree after the storm last night,
mario: the storm last night... ohhhh so thats why luigi was hiding under his bed like a 4 year old,

blue toad: hey, look a floating letter!

mario: WHAT THE?!

yellow toad: look a note!
mario(reading the note):dear mario, like always, I took peach and am holding her captive, don't bother trying to rescue her it's hopeless
from bowser,
p.s. I also stole your snow cone maker,
red toad: WHAT?! WERE HAVING A PARTY TONIGHT! WE NEED SNOW CONES!!
mario: IS THAT REALLY ALL YOU CAN THINK OF NOW?! SNOW CONES?! MY GIRLFRIEND JUST GOT KIDNAPPED!
red toad: yeah but that happens all the time,
mario: yeah, thats true,
yellow toad: look, theres also a picture in here,
mario: really? what is it?

mario:OH MY GOD!!!!
blue toad: we need to save her!
mario: YOU?!this is MY game!
blue toad: but-
mario: thats MY picture on the box, it's called super MARIO 3d land, I was always player 1 in new super MARIO brothers wii,
blue toad:but at least there I cou-
mario: Im the one who has there own energy drink,
blue toad:then what can I-
the other toads look at him,
blue toad: eh.. what can WE do then?
mario: mmmmmmm.. YOU (he points at blue toad) can be the mailtoad, YOU (he points at the yellow toad) can help me by giving me 1ups and letting me jump on your head head to get to higher places, and YOU (he points at the red toad)can tell me the princess is in another castle.
red toad: awww, I always get that job....
mario: fine, you and yellow toad can switch places,
red toad: YAAAAYY!
heh.... if I was still allowed within 50 feet of the place they make nintendo games, I would so get a job writing scripts there, anyway, I also have some other pictures,

boom boom, and um... what looks like his sister..?

mario's new power up the boomerang suit

something about bowser looks, different...

a tanooki tailed boo,

a bunch of goombas stacked on top of each other

some kind of new dragon type enemy

a new kind of whomp or something.

ladybug like creatures,

now all I need to do is to buy a 3DS